random rants, ramblings and things that keep me up at night

stephen harper's a tool. he's a very scary man and he has really bad hair. i'm finding it hard to decide who's hair bugs me the most: donald trump's or stephen harper's. why do canadian politicians have bad hair? i guess that explains why no canadian policitian's been involved in a sex scandal - nobody wants to get that close to them.

why don't i have any spring clothes? how did i go from wool sweaters and turtlenecks to sleeveless tanks? what did i wear in between boots and sandles?

just what the hell was god thinking when she made june bugs?

what's up with the exploding toads in europe. if the explaination about the toads self-destructing to bring down their population holds true - can we expect people in china to start exploding?

and speaking of people in china - according to the news, these people keep falling down open manhole covers and dying. that's really weird. not the dying part but the falling down part.

started doing my pilates exercises after taking a bit of a break. gravity sucks - it doesn't take a break.

after a year and a half i have finally forgotten what cheese tastes like.

paris hilton's 15 minutes must be up now, right?

just watched behind the red door - again. kiefer sutherland should never die in a movie. it makes me cry.

the older i get, the more i root for the bad guys. but just in movies. so far.

what happens on the ice to make hockey gloves stink so bad? i've lived almost 9 years with alex's sweaty smells. his baby sweet smell, his running in the summer wet dog smell, and his soaking wet sweatsock smelly feet. but i've never smelt anything as bad as those hockey gloves. how does a couple of hours skating down the ice turn a perfectly nice pair of hockey gloves into a bio-hazard? if i had even the slightest idea i would give birth to something that smelt that bad - i would have bought a puppy instead.